Stop your whistling

So as we all know i'm awkward in general.
And I turn to awkward 5.0 when someone hits on me.
It is not pretty.

But the other day I had a drive by hit on.
Like he legitimately drove by.

I was walking to work from my car.
Just walking down Main ave.
Minding my own business.
Just walking in a cute little sundress.

When this man slows his car that hes driving down the street and whistles at me.
Like he slows down and looks at me and wolf whistles at me from his damn car.

It was the weirdest thing.
Like i've been catcalled, and whistled at.
But to slow your damn car just to whistle is a bit much sir.

So stop your whistling.
I know you just think i'm a fine piece of ass so stop it now.

A drive by wolf whistle session.
So odd.