Friday, September 18, 2015

Accidental flasher and Pablo Neruda

So lets start with the interesting part.

Me encanta Pablo Neruda.

That means I love the author Pablo Neruda.
He was a Chilean author and today in Spanish we got to discuss some of his famous poems.
Which I loved because he puts a ton of emotion and metaphors into his works.
There's this one where the title translates to "If you forget me".
And he talks about this love.
And the cliche that if you love something then let it go.
And Jesus I just want a man to read me poems by Pablo Neruda or by Gabriel Garcia Marquez in a perfect Spanish accent.
I am currently having auditions for that role!

And then the other part of my day.

So FLC is known for being windy because we are on top of a mesa.
And we all know how much I love to be a girl and wear skirts.
Well today I was walking to my first class, oddly enough Spanish, and I had my bag.
And I didn't realize that the side I had my bag on was riding up my skirt.
And I didn't realize this until I had nearly reached my class and pulled down my skirt.

So yes I flashed the college.
No I was actually wearing good panties so it was ok.
Not perfect but not the end of the world.

See I remember this one girl from freshman year that was a bit bigger and got her skirt tucked under her little back pack.
And there was a little thong.

And suddenly I was in that embarrassing position.
I was the one with the tucked up skirt.
No tiny thong but I did probably make a few peoples day.

Yay for graceful and poised Julia.

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