Sunday, September 13, 2015

RBF problems

Resting Female dog Face problems.

So I have to keep my face in check because i'll make a face that I don't mean to make and it'll offend someone.
Like I somehow forget that people can see my face.
Which is really odd.
Like when I wear glasses I think i'm wearing sunglasses so my eye rolls come out more often.
And I don't mean to.

Sorry i'm just sassy.
I really don't mean to be mean.
But sometimes my inner feelings get out through facial expressions.
Its bad.

So Tuesday at bingo there was a particularly loud and drunk table behind us.
And I was facing away from them so they couldn't see my facial expressions.
Thank god.

Because apparently I was making the best disgusted faces.

I can literally out face you any day.
Mike and I have determined that.
I am the face master.

Except don't ask me to wink.
Can't do that...

And then just the other day I had my headphones in and I was jamming to some music whilst I did some homework for another class.
Unaware of my faces.

And I hear some giggling and look up to see Allie and Deanna just giggling at my facial expressions.
That I didn't realize that I was making such intense expressions.

Last year during KDUR practicum Michele Malach pointed it out and now everyone watches me.
She said I had RBF and that everyone should watch me in class because I make the best faces.

Its a problem.
And I love it.

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