Don't you mess with MY roommate and that darn forever candle

So work is notorious for stupid customer questions.
The usual comment about how cute the store is/how it smells so good/if we have everything out/why we don't have their size 5 shoe/if they can use our bathroom/if we have maternity clothing since we have baby socks/if the spinner necklace is in Chinese/how they cant hear the damn chime in the little pebble necklaces/ how brilliant it is to have bedazzled bra straps/ why they think they should have another 15% off the already marked down price.

Yeah this happens almost daily.

I love my job a lot and i'm very thankful to have it and work with the people that I get to work with.

But sometimes its hard not to bust out my RBF.

So today that damn forever candle came into play today.
This one lady came in asking about it and how it worked.
IT has a marble glued to the top that apparently you have to remove by heading up the wax with a hair dryer and then taking it off, putting in the wick and then you can refill it with oil.
So it can burn forever.

But I didn't know all of the things about the marble and having to blow dry it and what not.
And this lady just gives me this look.
Like how dare I not know the intricacies of this damn candle and how it fricken works and why it has a marble glued on the top.

Who honestly really thinks about asking their boss how a stupid candle works.
Not me.
Especially when there are a ton of other products in the store.

So that happened.

And then.... this total B of a lady yelled at the roommate about something that was not her fault.
Now mind you the roommate is quite a bit tougher than I am and I've seen her cry probably twice before today.
ME its been at least 30 times.
So she was telling me this and then started to tear up.

So it is now my mission to put this lady in her place.
Because that was uncalled for.
And you made her cry.
That is not okay.

Watch out mean horse lady, you just opened up a can of Julia Grace Volzke whooop ass.




We also later discussed menstrual cups and those panties that act as your period protection.
And how weird both of those products really are.

Good times at our place on a Saturday night.
Now its time to take a bath and go to bed.
Because that is how I roll.