Well my exact words were "Do not get freaky in Jones".
Saturday the third day the new students are on campus.
Well I started the day with one earring, no name tag and a huge cup of coffee.
Got the new students to their talk back about Elephant in the Room.
Realized I didn't have the name tag.
Ran home and found it, you guessed it, on yesterday's shirt.
Because I am so good at my job.
Ran back, got the group from their session where we promptly went to our computer session.
Where the computer decided to be incredibly slow.
And the co leader was not very patient.
Not my favorite thing.
And then we got to go on the great american college campus find your classes tour.
So we went through every building to find their classes.
And we talked and we found classes.
And I gave them some advice.
Like don't wear your key lanyard around your neck.
We all play bingo and pick out the freshman.
ALSO
DO NOT GET FREAKY IN JONES.
Jones hall is the music hall and there are a lot of little practice rooms.
Which seeing as most freshman are sharing rooms they need alone time.
And they are all a bit horny.
So I told them they couldn't get it on in the tiny Jones practice rooms.
Because eww.
After that we sat around, ate some chocolate, answered some more questions.
Then headed over to the football fields for the end of orientation.
And then we had our lunch for orientation leaders and we all said our goodbyes.
I love orientation and will genuinely miss all the people and those in my group.
But I went home, cleaned and took a nap.
AND THEN THE ROOMMATE CAME BACK AND I WAS THE HAPPIEST CAMPER EVER!!
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