Thursday, May 28, 2015

The day I went out in public sans make up and the day the locusts descended

So if you didn't know, I do not go out in public with out make up.
That pretty much never happens.
I mean I guess I will drive somewhere and drop someone if I don't have make up on.
But going into a store with out make up is extremely nerve wracking.

And Sunday was an absolutely crazy day so I was on errand running duty.
I initially thought I was just on tea jar fetching duty.
But it expanded to ice and sun dried tomatoes and peach vodka fetching.
I went into Kings with out make up.
And I didn't die.

I however went as fast as physically possible so less people saw me.
But then I found out that I needed to go get more ice so I had to go back in again and get more freaking ice.

And then I went out on another errand to fetch peach vodka for personal use.
Just kidding it was for sangria.
But i'm sure the guy that was selling it to me thought "damn shes looking haggard. No wonder she needs the vodka"

Yeah I was looking super hot.
Greasy hair.
No make up so all the purple bags under my eyes were in full force.
And not a single stitch of make up.

So suffice to say my sunglasses were a great accessory that day.

But I didn't die.
Maybe some day I will be able to go out in public sans make up and be ok with it.



And then a few hours later the locusts descended on our house.
Also known as Claire's graduation party was in full force around 5 pm.
And we had a steady stream of locusts still coming around 8 pm. It started at 4...
Now locusts is my nickname for those younger than myself.
Or it mostly pertains to hyper high schoolers.

They literally remind me of locusts sometimes.
They eat everything,
They swarm.
They are loud.

But it was OK.
I mean at the end of the night the stimulus overload was too much.
I went to bed and pretty much collapsed.
We didn't have a ton of leftovers because all the boys ate everything,
No macaroni and cheese!


But overall it was successful party
There were 111 people total that came and visited!
That is insane!
But it just goes to show how cool and beloved my gorgeous little sister is.

So props to you Claire!

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