And it decided to snow!

So I wake from my slumber early Saturday morning and what do I look outside to find??
A thin layer of snow has fallen.
What. The. Hell.

I am not OK with this.
As well all know, i'm waiting for the weather to actually realize that its summer and then I can go and get a bit of sun.
Because I am pasty white.
Like paste and I are pretty close in color.

Hello Aryan skin!
German, Swedish and English.

So I burn like nobodies business.

But its May!
This was on MAY 16TH!

Where is my sunshine??
The bikinis are starting to fight each other and want to get out and play by the river!
The shorts are tired of being not picked over the jeans.

I'm wearing pants, in May!
This is not OK.


But I guess the moisture is good.
But I just want like 85-90 degrees.
So I don't have to worry about bringing a jacket with me when I go out.
I want to worry about sunscreen, and being well hydrated, and actually having a bikini body.

So weather gods, here's the deal, get your act together or bad things will happen.
That is all.
Heed my warning.