Sunday, March 22, 2015

Superfluous words

So here's the thing.
I'm a journalism student.
I get to the point.
I don't like to use too many words.
I don't pussyfoot around problems.
I can be a bit blunt.

Which can make for some interesting interactions when you meet people or particularly guys in my case who can spout off poetry.
Now the only poetry I can spout off is the Hamlet "To be or not to be" soliloquy.
Which isn't sexy in the least.

So putting me in a creative writing class that's all about mountain sports with a lot of writing majors can be a challenge.
I am not creative in that way.
I like to get my point across.

And i'm not all that athletic

There's also a music writing class but apparently its not as good as mountain sports.
I feel like I would connect more with the material of music writing than mountain sports.
But I freaking love my mountain sports writing professor.
You have to love Steve Meyers.
If you don't i'm pretty sure you are a communist.

And then there's this girl who is writing a freaking book.
And no one wants to read after she goes.
Or this really hot guy that I wont say his name because maybe hopefully someday we'll be friends and read this...
And that would be embarrassing if I said his name.
BUT I'M NOT GOOD AT THIS WHOLE EXTRA SUPERFLUOUS WORDS ORDEAL!


So whenever I read I feel like an amateur.
And then everyone else spouts off these beautiful soliloquy's with amazing metaphors about nature being their sanctuary.

And i'm over here like.
Damn, I am so inadequate.

I just don't write that way I guess.

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