"If you actually had boobs you would know our pain."

Someone legitimately said that to me today!


I don't particularly like her in general.
And I personally think she doesn't have that large of boobs.
She just wears big bras.

I mean I have C's
That's pretty good!

I'm freaking proportionate!

I don't have all that large of boobs or butt.
And IT WORKS FOR ME!

My hourglass figure looks good because it has equal amounts of sand at either end.

But you know whats nice about not having gargantuan boobs?
Bandeaus. In the summer with a cute sundress. Yes i'm the girl that can pull that off.
Sports Bras.
Most of the time my bras are on sale at the Victoria Secret Semi-Annual Sales.
So take that!
I don't have back problems because of them.
They fill dresses but they don't make so much cleavage that people cant focus.
I'm a classy lady here!

I mean it would look weird if I had massive boobs and no butt.
Or the other way around.

For my frame my proportions work.
I mean really i'm 5'10".
If I had massive curves i'd have to be built differently.
And lets be honest, i'd fall over.

I still fall over but its not due to curves.
Its because i'm the furthest thing from graceful.


Sure I try to steer away from strapless dresses.
Or things with really low cleavage.

It just doesn't work for me.

Everyone has pieces of clothing they cant wear because of their body type.
Its just how the world works.
I definitely need to have something with a waist or else I look like a long rectangle.

I also cant wear super short shorts because certain lengths make me look better than others.
The ever so slightly longer than the super shorts work.
Or apparently high waisted shorts work well for me because they aren't too short and accent my waist.


Personally some of the prettiest parts of a woman just in my opinion as a straight woman are the waist and legs.
God did really good on those parts of us.
Am I right ladies or what??


But I think my parts work just fine for me!
So take that!
I have boobs!
Mine just aren't melons!





On the plus side the guy I texted whilst slightly tipsy thought it was adorable that I did that.
So that's a plus.
I just said he was cute.
Nothing huge guys!