LAZY DAYS

I need one day during the week where I dont have to worry about anything.
And that is Saturday.
That is sacred.
Do not bother me on a Saturday.
I can sleep in for how ever long I want to.
I can eat when I want to eat.
I can hang out with friends the night before and be fine the next day if I go to bed late.
I can make plans for that night.

I usually do not leave my bed.
I usually marathon something on netflix.
I usually catch up on sleep.
I nap a lot.

I usually do not contact anyone.
The time I usually take a shower is around 2 if were if I even take a shower.

So if you want to see me go full hermit.
Which you don't because it entails me greasy, in my pjs and with out make up.

And no one wants to see that unless we have some crazy relationship.
Such as my roommate.
A good friend.
And used to be significant other.

So suffice to say, you are lucky to see me on a Saturday.
Its hard for me to put on clothes and leave the apartment.
Because that means work.
And that is not what Saturdays are all about.
So the moral of this story is, do not bother me on a Saturday.