"We're like two perfect marshmallow potatoes"

I always find it fascinating on how a person describes their significant other.

My friend Martha who is in band with me and is a tuba player described herself and her boyfriend as the title of this blog.

Marshmallow Potatoes.

Just let that sink in.

I'm not exactly sure how to process it but I thought that was so funny and adorable.

I've never really been the type to give a significant other a nickname.

I like their name and I don't really like having a nickname either. Unless its Jules and that's only reserved for special people. Not everyone can call me Jules. I'm particular if you haven't figured it out yet.

My brothers best friend Mitch for a while was dating this girl and they had nicknames. One I believe was ducky.

It was odd.

But I like my name and I don't understand when people try to shorten my lovely name.

It is Julia.

Pronounced with three syllables.

So Jew- lee- ah

NOT  Jool - yah.

Ya'll are lazy if you think you can get away with my name in two syllables versus the normal three.

I had a co worker over the summer that thought it would be funny to just call me J.

That's right i'm talking about you Burton!

No my name is not J.

Apparently girls with names that start with B are often called just B.

AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEVER CALL ME JULIE.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people call me Julie.

I don't understand this whole nickname shindig.

And i'll never be that girl to give the poor fella an embarrassing nickname like Ducky.

Like really Ducky?!

Couldn't they have a better name like a variation on their original name. 

We call him Mitchypoo but that's just us. 

Gotta love Mitchypoo!

AND I WENT TO THE GYM AGAIN TODAY!