Sunday, February 15, 2015

Maybe I'll talk about butts...

So being a daily blogger sometimes it can be hard to think of topics to write about that are not redundant and are actually interesting to people, besides me.

Sometimes I just hit a wall.
And sometimes i'm on a roll.
And sometimes i'm actually funny.
And sometimes i'm depressed and sad.
And sometimes I have to keep it PG because many family members read this blog and I cant go off on a rant with a billion curse words.
Even though some days i'd like to use the full gamut of words.
And I cant talk negatively really about anyone i'm friends with on Facebook because they might read it and then where would we be?

So suffice to say, sometimes the pool of topics is smaller than usual.
I'm left with quirky experiences, celebrities, random rants and teachers that cant teach or that I see outside of school.

Today I was asking a few people what I should write about.
Alex suggested butts.
That's right butts...
So here we go world!

Butts are funny things.
I personally think I have a good butt.
Little man butts are funny and adorable.
I feel bad for people that don't have butts or are disproportionate.
Like a girl that has a massive rack and no butt or vise versa.

I like big butts and I cannot lie!
Cause men like a little more booty to hold at night!

Have you noticed how much of our culture seems to be revolving around butts?
We like big butts now.
Half the reason Iggy Azealia is famous is because of her butt.

But yes butts are fun.

And this was one of the weirdest blogs I've ever written...

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