The wind is the devil when it comes to fashion

So I have this bad habit of wearing flowy skirts on windy days.

I like to be feminine and girly so its only natural that I reflect that with my clothing

And unfortunately the Durango weather does not agree with my choice to be feminine.

I like skirts.
Like a lot.

I have now learned that I need to wear shorts under said skirts.
I AM NOT GRACEFUL IN THE LEAST!
LIKE AT ALL!

So I don't really understand why I wear skirts.

Because my ideal position to sit in is like a man.
Its hard for me to be a lady for extended periods of time.
Like after a day of being a proper lady with my knees together, I have to come home and put on comfy pants and sit like a man.
I know i'm odd and I don't have the genitalia that makes men sit like that so... yeah....

But i've probably accidentally flashed a majority of the campus. No joke. Like today....
I was wearing a skirt and my backpack does this nasty thing where if its at a certain height it likes to hike up my skirt.
And one time i was closing for appaloosa and there was a gust and this guy was walking by and he giggled.
Like legitimately giggled.

So I don't mean to flash people but I think its because Durango is unaccustomed to women in feminine clothing so when I come out its like all hell breaks loose.

The weather has no idea what to do with me