Monday, July 13, 2015

AM I BLONDE?!?

Existential crisis going on right here.

I have always identified as brunette.

My father has black hair.
My mother has blonde.

Hense I am a brunette.
That is how genetics works.

When I was born I had thick black hair everywhere.
Like a small monkey child.
It was not cute.

That situation has changed, thank the holy baby Jesus.

I may not be good at too many things but I have damn good hair.
I grew it myself.

But overtime my hair has lightened.
It has tinges of blonde and some lights it looks slightly red.
Welcome to my world of weirdness and how i'm a crazy combination of lots of things.
This is me.

But recently people have been referring to me as a blonde.
Which I find extremely surprising.
Its light brown or bronde I guess is the new term.
Blake Lively is apparently now a bronde and we are the same height so that means I must be doing something right.
I mean Blake Lively is like the prettiest creature to walk this planet.. so there!

Does this mean I can pass as both a Marilyn and a Jacqueline?
Can I have fun and be taken seriously?

Welcome to the world of a bronde!

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